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"The illegals I met last night."
Self | 1/1/2012 | Bern Pearson

Posted on 01/01/2012 8:10:22 AM PST by Gen.Blather

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To: Darksheare; Silentgypsy; null and void

But fortunately, the kudzu and parsley can’t run very fast. Fast for plants, but they’re not going to catch a person moving at normal speed.


541 posted on 01/06/2012 8:20:59 AM PST by Tax-chick (Whatever happens, I'll get through it. Or die trying.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wekkum back to the land of the virtually living.

I can’t stay ‘cuz I’m doing something I haven’t done much in the last three months: [whispers] working. Shhhh. Don’t tell; it might sully my reputation.

C U later.


542 posted on 01/06/2012 8:23:30 AM PST by HKMk23 (YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE)
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To: Darksheare

I’ll PM lib27. She hosts the Saturday FReeper recipe thread. This will open up a whole new vista!


543 posted on 01/06/2012 8:23:43 AM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Tax-chick; Shimmer1

I wouldn’t be so cock-sure about the kudzu...


544 posted on 01/06/2012 8:25:04 AM PST by null and void (Day 1081 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; null and void

Hasn’t stoppped them from trying.

They did try to catch Ash the one day.


545 posted on 01/06/2012 8:25:11 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Good to know, thanks. Catz are agitating for lunch, so gotta feed them. They will, however, refer to it properly as brunch. They can manipulate me mercilessly, but the nomenclature must be accurate.
See ya later, y’all!


546 posted on 01/06/2012 8:28:13 AM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

547 posted on 01/06/2012 8:31:57 AM PST by null and void (Day 1081 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: HKMk23; sionnsar; LibreOuMort

Fanks!

It’s good to be back. Posting from the phone was something sion did, and I’m not nearly in his league. It took me two days to figure out how to do it.

Anyway, congratulations on being gainfully employed. I hate the alternative for anyone.


548 posted on 01/06/2012 8:35:54 AM PST by Monkey Face (I believe in angels with bagpipes.)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy
“Hey buddy, ya change for a twenty?” the voice said.
The man turned around and spied a rather large plant, carnivorous of course, speaking to him.
“You're a plant, you don't need money!” he stammered his thoughts out loud.
“Well, yes. But you see, I could just eat ya instead of askin’ ya for change.” The plant curled the ‘mouth’ into a wry smirk.
It did have a point.
549 posted on 01/06/2012 8:44:33 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

550 posted on 01/06/2012 8:48:54 AM PST by null and void (Day 1081 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

Pretty much!


551 posted on 01/06/2012 8:50:49 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; Silentgypsy

FEED ME, SEYMORE!!!!


552 posted on 01/06/2012 9:08:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (I believe in angels with bagpipes.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. 56 and sunny. Jake says it’s our nap time.


553 posted on 01/06/2012 9:24:29 AM PST by Tax-chick (Whatever happens, I'll get through it. Or die trying.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
And yoiks!

I just got a photo of my grandson (ex-army) and he looks old and wise. War does that. If I can figure out how to send all these photos to my own email, I’ll share some!

It will be about 60 today, with a cooling trend the next week. Last year we had highs of 37.


554 posted on 01/06/2012 10:39:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (I believe in angels with bagpipes.)
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To: no-to-illegals
Thank each of you for the posts.

You're welcome. If that's not enough to complete the fence let me know. I have some chicken wire around here. We don't need it because we have one of the new Linksys Wireless Chicken Routers. It's password-protected and has fairly decent range. I can fry with 100' of the kitchen; poach within 150'. Although there's a dead spot under the gingko tree.

555 posted on 01/06/2012 12:09:45 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

“FEED ME, SEYMORE!!!!” I apologize for my cultural ignorance, but is that from Rocky Horror Picture Show, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits?


556 posted on 01/06/2012 12:45:07 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Darksheare

I went to high school with that plant.


557 posted on 01/06/2012 12:47:06 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Darksheare

I’ll see your Kudzu and Parsley Monsters, and I’ll raise you a Calvin and Hobbes Spinach Monster. (That was one scary dude.) (Dudette?) (Forget it. This is a family thread.)


558 posted on 01/06/2012 12:51:32 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Um...no. It’s from...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU ...THIS!!!


559 posted on 01/06/2012 12:55:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (I believe in angels with bagpipes.)
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To: Silentgypsy

C&H Spinach Monster??? Almost anything his Mum put on his plate was out to GET HIM!!! I know, because I have almost all the books. (Except for the one my un-named co-worker stole from my desk. May s/he forever have nightmares because of the theft...)


560 posted on 01/06/2012 12:59:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (I believe in angels with bagpipes.)
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