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[Darksheare]

“Hey buddy, ya change for a twenty?” the voice said.
The man turned around and spied a rather large plant, carnivorous of course, speaking to him.
“You're a plant, you don't need money!” he stammered his thoughts out loud.
“Well, yes. But you see, I could just eat ya instead of askin’ ya for change.” The plant curled the ‘mouth’ into a wry smirk.
It did have a point.