Posted on 12/20/2011 8:47:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thank you for that advice.
It’s really pretty easy.
Make a good crust.
Good luck!
Ice picks????
funny tagger
FREE THE MANGO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is FR slow?
if FR was a turkey in the oven, we’d all eat the day after New Years
Audio ice picks!
LoL!
Sounds like Thomas Sowell is endorsing Newt.
Thank you.
I need to go out tomorrow to “el super” and see if they sell cherries at this time of year.
But then, that is the great thing about Panama. Because of opposite seasons, we are in the middle. We get the products from the south or from the north without stop. Therefore, there must be cherries out there. But I am not so sure cherries are grown in SA. I will know tomorrow.
I love Panama.
Fresh fruit is definitely better than canned.
Sounds as if Rush is pretty solidly behind him too.
Just returned from a long office party lunch at the local Japanese Hibachi place.
Someone bought me a bottle of Rush’s Iced Tea (Raspberry) for Christmas, along with a piece of the Ronald Reagan Inaugural Platform in lucite, with a Regan quote:
“If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we are a nation gone under.”
What does that mean???
Agreed.
el Rushbo just hates the jickey jack from the likes of Christie,Coulter,and Myth.......Christie is one cheeseburger from a heart attack ( talk about junk in the trunk ) Coulter seems to have swapped her Victoria Secret clothes for BVD and Fruit of the Loom wear ( you know, to highlight that adam’s apple ) and MYTH could sell Yugo’s and prolly has
Color me jealous!!!! THat’s awesome.
Mark Davis thinks this is just hilarious.
He plays it over and over...
Audio ice picks.
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