A Liberal Secular Humanist Teacher Proudly shows his Condescension(warning to religious sensitive)

This is an email sent from a friend to a friend....it demonstrates what some in the country now believe.

Thanx vm for the thoughtful (telephone) call. Sorry we were in a rush, but this was a “Super Solstice Celebration” party thrown by one of my dearest friends down here and he'd scheduled the event on Friday night just so (a friend) could attend.

The party was excellent!! We barely made it home before midnight. Would have looked like any other nice party except we all stopped partying at ~10 p.m., gathered in our hosts’ great room, and spent ~30’ talking about the true historic origins of “Christmas” being placed on December 25th.

(In attendance was) a wide variety of terrific people; mostly highly educated retirees from other parts of the country who have responsibly and joyfully banished religion from their lives or are hopefully curious about how to do so. Really good folks!!)

Watched your Newt video. He certainly is a polished speaker and debater, with an air of authority that makes it easy for his audience to believe what he's saying is true because he's so self-assured and throws in enough names and dates to make one think he must know what he's talking about.

And he definitely looks smarter and more competent compared to his Republican opposition; but so would a steaming pile of yak man*re. Right? The smartest, most rational, most humane people on the stage are two hopelessly unelectable losers; Ron Paul (a committed Libertarian, not a true Republican) and Romney (who believes Jesus came to America, the Garden of Eden was real and was located in Missouri, a moronic angle (sp) named Maroni told God's secrets of the universe to a drunken drifter in New York, and his underpants are “magical”)!!

I'm no authority on some of the subjects he addressed (like the Federal Reserve, the European Union's problems with Greece, Italy, Ireland, etc.), but IMHO, Newt only persuasively appears to “know his subject” - as you put it - if his listeners don't. To say he plays fast and loose with the facts stretches the definition of “facts” to the point of absurdity.

For example:
- Yes; presidential and congressional politicians certainly got America into the enormous economic mess we're in, but it hasn't primarily been the Democrats’ fault and certainly not Obama’s. Face facts that even rational Republicans (not yet a true oxymoron) concede: The “Great Bush Recession” was almost entirely caused by the profligate spending of the Cheney-Bush presidency and the Republican dominated House and Senate from 2000-2006. Clinton gave Cheney-Bush hundreds of billions in federal budget surplus. The Republicans turned it into trillions of dollars of deficits (sp) spending money we didn't have on the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars (the first inexcusable, the second unwinnable) + more irrational, fiscally irresponsible tax cuts for the wealthiest 1% (which just happened to be Republicans’ biggest political contributors) + wasted funds on “Faith Based Initiatives” + more hundreds of billions wasted on Iraq War Profiteers (like Cheney's Halliburton & it's many, amazingly profitable subsidiaries, like the Blackwater Christian mercenaries, Inc.) + more millions using U. S. troops as Christian Crusaders trying to convert Muslims in Muslim countries to Xtianity + + + + ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

The worst “delayed effects” of Bush's Debt Debacle on subprime mortgages, the housing market, jobs, Wall Street tycoons’ reckless gambling away of teachers’ & firemen’s pension funds + AIG’s “lost long shot” didn't hit until 2008-2009, which allowed sleazy Republicans and stupid citizens to put Obama’s face on Cheney & Bush's crimes. The only disaster the Cheney-Bush Republicans didn't do on purpose - I don't think - was that ruining America's middle class decimated the federal government's tax revenue base, so our economy imploded while their fingerprints on all their “wasted money bombs” were still clearly visible to anyone who wanted to see!

I won't defend the Democrat congress's bungling of Obama’s economic stimulus plan and the healthcare bill (now falsely referred to by almost everyone as “Obamacare”) or the time and political capital Democratic congressional leaders wasted vengefully paying back Republicans for their sins from 1994-2006, but nothing they did made a dent in the Cheney-Bush-Congressional Republicans’ “Economic Disaster Trifecta”; i.e., the federal debt crisis + the “Great Bush Recession” that damaged economies worldwide and was the “Bush Depression” for middle and working class Americans + the shameless bailouts for the Wall Street gamblers who lost our collective asses betting both for and against the U. S. economy trying to profit billions instead of mere millions on financial shenanigans like derivatives and credit swaps, based on “magical commodities” that never really existed but were scammed as valued 10 times the entire worth of the NY Stock Exchange!

If you give the least damn about the “too big to fail” investment bankers and insurance titans who criminally defrauded, recklessly gambled, and straight-out stole over a trillion dollars from hardworking Americans, drove their companies into bankruptcy, then begged for and received over $700,000,000,000 in taxpayer's government funds from their Goldman-Sachs man in the White House, used our money to buy up other financial institutions they'd put into bankruptcy, then gave themselves multi-million dollar annual bonuses for being the biggest financial failures in history???!!!

And not one of those crooks has gone to jail???!!! (Oh; that's right. What they did would have been criminal before Reagan but it wasn't after Reagan!! Add those embezzled trillions to the lost incomes of the millions of American jobs Reagan cost us by writing business regulations and tax laws that blatantly encouraged America's biggest industries to send our jobs to third world countries - so they could be extremely profitable there instead of merely highly profitable here - leaving only their corporate headquarters behind, so they could explode the average CEO salary and bonuses from 14 times their average workers’ pay to over 40 times in only 8 beautiful, Reagan years!!!

And Newt can't say “I'm a Reagan Republican!” loud enough or often enough???!!! That's exactly what I - and if you haven't noticed on Fox Not-the-News, almost every public official and staff member who has ever worked with the “real” Newt - are so terrified and furious about! If ever elected president, Newt will be exactly the same kind of corrupt, conscienceless, self-absorbed, greed-crazed, viciously partisan and anti-patriotic, economy-wrecking, butt-licking, theocratically plutocrat that Reagan and Cheney-Bush II were. Except he'd be even more disastrous for America because he's a hell of a lot smarter than those two dimwits were.

I could go on and on about the subjects Newt addressed in your video - the Federal Reserve’s role in the Great Bush Recession, Medicare, PSA false positive tests, the Republican debt ceiling farce (that almost turned America into a third world p**S pot), the “Select Debt Reduction Committee's” abominable failure due to Republicans’ hyper-partisan intransigence, the real content and international effects of Obama’s “apologias”, China's threat and the Republicans’ complicity, and the 100% lies told in Newt's closing campaign commercial - but you've probably stopped reading several paragraphs ago!

I love you (people). But if y'all seriously believe that what America needs in order to recover any semblance of its lost greatness is more vicious partisan Cretans like Jim DeMint and fewer smart practical patriots like Obama, I think you've completely lost touch with reality; at least the reality of contemporary Neo-Con/Tea Bagger Republican politics. (And your girl, Nikki Haley is certainly setting a fine example of conservative government, isn't she?! I didn't think it was humanly possible to screw things up so badly in SC that Mark Sanford's goobernatorial follies would look like the “good ol’ days”, but she's pulling it off!!)

I am not sure what bothers me more— the incompetence and falsehoods of the email or the inabiltiy to answer the arguments in this thread. This is a clear byproduct of the sell out of George W. Bush by faux conservatives. Here are the rebuttals:

1. Democrats exclusively caused the economic crisis and economic crisis. At the height of Bush and Republican power in January 2007, here is the economic status of the USA: 1) unemployment was 4.7 percent, 2) the US took in a record high $2.5 trillion 3) the deficit had declined to $160 Billion from a high of $420 billion.
2. Democrats took over complete control of Congress in January of 2007. This includes Senator Obama. Both legislative chambers were taken from Republican control to Democratic control. Want ensued was the worst economic collapse since the Depression. The purchased deregulation of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in the candidacies of Senators Obama and Dodd alongside the new congressional regulatory chair for Housing— Barney Frank— unleashed the housing bubble and collapse. The Congress reversed more than 8 specific warnings from the Bush White House urging more regulation of the GSEs— not less.
3. By 2009, the annual deficit had swelled to more than $1.4 trillion nearly 10 times the annual deficit in 2007. The government takes in almost half a trillion dollars less annually than what was taken in during the 2006 and 2007 budgets of the Republicans.
4. The same reality can be observed during the Clinton surplus. When Republicans took control of the Congressional chabers in the mid 1990s, they performed a reverse fiscal hemorrage to what we see now. Republican congresses consistently control fiscal madness and democrats empirically unleash fiscal madness.
5. Democrats like to play the ‘too big to fail’ game on the private sector regarding banking and other major corporations. The truly ‘too big to fail’ corporation that is destroying America is the USFG. There is no larger corporation in the world than the USFG. The GSEs of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were the largest holders of mortages in the world. The democratic guarantee to finance all mortages at any risk level guaranteed a collapse of the market that would consume $6 trillion of middle class wealth.

Blaming Republicans is like blaming the police for crime. Just because they show up to fix the problem does not mean they are the cause.

My reply to the author:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into a hostile world. You are an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done. They were a bit late. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention that you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You are the kind of person who would remove this reference to Version 5.40 and to http://www.guymacon.com/insult.txt so people will think that you wrote this. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

Formatting:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into a hostile world. You are an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done. They were a bit late. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards.
You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; "Battlefield Earth" and "Moron MoviesII." You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

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