Posted on 12/05/2011 8:18:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Tom Coburn isn’t going to blow up Newt any more than he said. He’s not that way.
That’s right, IMPR. There’s no one more pro-life in this race than Paul. You know you can’t deny it. Don’t even try! :-)
Thank you, Rush. I’ve been saying that all along. How about we have a vote before we immaculate someone.
2011 has kinda been the Year of the Angry Black Seminar Caller
Who’s left? Santorum and Bachmann? Mark Levin endorsed them last week.
Yep. Santorum and Bachmann. That’s it. I just really don’t want to settle with someone. Bachmann or Santorum would be nice. I would feel “dirty” at the ballot box.
Yep. Santorum and Bachmann. That’s it. I just really don’t want to settle with someone. Bachmann or Santorum would be nice. I wouldn’t feel “dirty” at the ballot box.
Since everyone I seem to back either doesn’t run or drops out....I’m throwing the weight of my endorsement behind Gingrich.
Amen Rush. Can we have a second party, people?
LOLZ
Thats a good idea, maybe if I support him he will drop out too!
I’m so frustrated at this point.
I was through with Noot when he sat on the couch besides Nutsy; then he continued to kick me in the teeth with the Scozzafava endorsement and the snide remarks about the Tea Party; so now I’m supposed to embrace him. Sickening.
Did anybody just catch the Obamna presser?
He just said “Now is not the time to raise taxes!”, and then demanded a NEW TAX ON MILLIONAIRES!!!
Just how damn dumb does he think the idiots in the Press Pool are?
Oh...
Wait....
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but he has a lovely voice - so we have to back him
snicker
In the street/gavel picture she looks like she’s having a flipping orgasm. That one is equally creepy.
I know Angela will swoon when Wayne sings "Dankeschoen" to her.
I was on the Cain Train until it was derailed. I cringed when he said "false and unproven allegations" multiple times on Saturdays. Thanks to William Jefferson Clinton, I've learned to parse every statement a politician makes.
So was he saying he did have indiscretions, but they haven't been proven yet?
I've got plenty of time to make up my mind, as the Texas primary isn't until March 6. By then, it may be over (in more ways than one).
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