Wait-a-minute... his PARENTS are paying off his loan? He’s a tenured professor and his PARENTS are paying off his loan??? Oh, man, spare-rod-spoil-child-chickens-home-roost-reap-sow bump!! Sad, sad, sad. But they should have weaned him a little earlier, eh?
Yep, it is sad, but his parents don’t have him home in their basements.