Posted on 12/01/2011 8:42:31 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Prayers that he find a job quickly.
Dear El Rushbo,
I don’t think you got this one nailed down. My suspicion is that they are advertising that they do not want the white working class vote, to guilt them into not being rascist and voting for him again!
Real Life is now Ayn Rand writ large a la Atlas Shrugs.
I would read the story again, except I’m sick of seeking it on the news.
We live in the gimme generation - where the hard workers feel much like a convenience store clerk in a flash mob.
If there were another New World, I’d be on the leaky ship to the far shore right now.
you will be great....by October next year the world will know Obama is one and done
markets will roar ( way more than expected )
those afraid of our military will refocus their intentions
it’s a win - win for America and every American
Anyone know how those trainers and advisors are doing in Uganda lately?
It was important enough to announce this to the public, but we don’t see any reports. Why were they really sent there?
OF course, they have nothing to do with South Sudan preparing for war with Sudan who wishes to attack them...
Did you see the new Atlas Shrugs movie?
Your words to God’s ears...
I’m sorry to hear about your bad news.
more like God’s promise
providence
I can relate to your husband. Mine will be leaving around that time also.
I hope you’re right . . . You would think that defeating Obama is a slam-dunk, but I’m just a little nervous, since the GOP can mess up a two-car funeral.
I am in agreement with Andy Stern. We should emulate China! They are on an accelorating path of capitalism. The become free-er every day!
I’m sure that isn’t what he meant....
it can take forever just to identify the real problem because not many have an overview of what resources are needed and how they work together - there might be a wealth of knowledge in a problem reporting system, but when the fan has been hit, no one has 6 hours to read old problem tickets
when that knowledge is gone, it takes forever to bebuild - they should pay the higher lease - its a bargain
I am..........the 2010 off year elections told us the voters mood
and add that the senate and house dems are runnin for the tall grass......
Leaving for PT. Hopefully, Work N Lurk mode resumes Monday (after PT)
On Lincoln Steffens:
Wiki says:
“His enthusiasm for communism soured by the time his memoirs appeared in 1931.”
Two car?
Hell, the GOP can screw up a one car funeral...
Not shown anywhere within 2 hours of here.
if one has the cockels of glee for communism EVER they are commies period
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