For several reasons, the first is that I do not have the money.
The second is that even if I had the money I would not go out on that day, I swear all the crazy people are let out of asylum that day.
Third, I have already done my Christmas shopping.
Fourth, if those nitwits try to disrupt the shopping frenzy they are going to discover the meaning of pain and I want to watch from the comfort of home.
I have to work.
WOW!!!!
I sure wish I said that! I’m in total agreement