The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, November 4, 2011

The EiB Network ^ | 11/04/2011 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[NoLibZone]

[writer33]

For those that didn't get to read the satire last night:

Woman Comes Forward To Detail Atrocities In Herman Cain’s Apartment

[Enterprise]

LOL!

[NoLibZone]

Chick-Fil-A has deep pockets.

Here’s your chance to live the life of a DNC Hollywood Hills or Malibu 1%er.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Chick-fil-A is a conservative Christian outfit I thought?

[gov_bean_ counter]

:)

Nah, couldn't do that. I went to college with Truett Cathy's daughter. Outstanding family.

[NoLibZone]

yeah but he only has what he has because of the roads, infrastructure and security we provided.

[NoLibZone]

We are just joking around.

gov bean counter started with making a sexual harassment joke.

[AGreatPer]

“Golden Corral today. :-(”

None around here anymore. All replaced by Fudruckers.

[Enterprise]

"Sharon: That’s none of your freaking business! I’m out of here and stop looking at my ____!"

LMAO!!!!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hey, I wear a cheap aftershave

so naturally I felt cheap. :)

[Clint N. Suhks]

Where else can you get fried chicken for breakfast?

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, E. Thanks for reading.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Looking forward to...

Hate to say it, but I think Bama's defense is bigger and faster than LSU.
Both teams have killer special teams.
Game will be won by the team that protects their QB best
Look for a couple of trick plays from both teams trying to take advantage of the other team's ball pursuit.

Would like to see Auburn and Bama win out. Replay of 1989. (Hint: The good guys won that one.)

[HonestConservative]

Happy Days are Here Again Friday.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Mrs GBC had a second squamous cell carcinoma removed from her leg today. Caught early and on a different part of the leg.

Prayers for the source healing requested.

[Enterprise]

That was a numero uno column. Muchas gracias.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Iron Bowl is going to be a blow out I’m afraid.

As far as tomorrow night I think LSU’s defense is going to dominate so there you go. Even though I’d like to see Bama win...just so the state has bragging rights of having a BCS champ 3 years in a row.

[NoLibZone]

Jonathan Martin , can you show us on the doll where your father touched you?

[NoLibZone]

You are a good person.

That Chik at the Filet , ravaged you with her mind.

And you took it like a man!