Posted on 10/22/2011 8:37:46 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Want to be the envy of all your worthless liberal arts degree-having friends? Become a mechanic." The economy may have yet to recover from its implosion a few years ago, but you still have bills to pay, rent checks to write and a healthy drinking habit to support, which means you need money. "I'm not qualified for anything, I don't have my degree," you might say to yourself. That's loser talk. Whoever said that you need to write the letters B.A. after your name was full of BS.
The obvious answer to your problem is "entrepreneur," but we've decided to leave that off the list since we haven't seen too many postings for "entrepreneur" on Craigslist or CareerBuilder lately. In other words, you can’t apply to be an entrepreneur, you just have to do it.
Here are the nine best jobs that you can apply for and build a career around without earning a four-year degree. Plus, you might just get a parade in your honor with one of these. Try and guess which one.
1- Firefighter
Starting salary: $32,165 - $53,608
Being a firefighter is pretty much the embodiment of a hero. You're out there saving lives and property. You're the savior to everyone who didn't pay attention to the level of oil required to fry a turkey. You save California every three or four years from burning off the face of the earth. All the while, you're keeping in top physical shape.
With a high-school diploma, a little relevant experience and the ability to perform strength-draining exertions under intense pressure, you've got a future in firefighting.
2- Police officer
Starting salary: Varies by location
If being in close to firefighter condition when you start out is something you enjoy, but that penchant for sweet, fried pastries is a vice you just cannot control, starting out as a police officer might be more your speed.
Now, for most jurisdictions, you're probably going to need an associate's degree in criminal law or 12-18 months’ worth of experience in the law enforcement business to be a proper officer, but there may be entry-level positions available.
3- Mechanic
Starting salary: $30,584 - $40,564
Want to be the envy of all your worthless liberal arts degree-having friends? Become a mechanic. Being able to fix cars around these people is like having a license to print money. Plus, it's a damned respectable and professional career choice.
Starting as a mechanic usually involves being an apprentice. You know, how useful education used to be passed along before everyone decided you should have letters after your name?
4- Appliance repairman
Starting salary: $37,345 - $56,285 (Varies widely)
Everyone has appliances that break around the house. It seems like every two months the clothes dryer decides that "blowing hot air" is no longer a part of its job description. Used to be that you'd just throw that under-performing piece of garbage out, but not in this economic maelstrom.
Working in the world of appliance repair is a lot like working in automotive repair. There are no specific education prerequisites, as most of the skill is acquired on the job. An extremely skilled repairman who isn't strictly on salary might bring in close to $50,000.
5- Plumber / Electrician
Starting salary: $35,575 - $48,833
Again, we're talking about learning a trade, so no matter how badly you screwed up in school, it doesn't matter. Granted, you can't be a moron and learn complex, potentially dangerous skills (in the case of working with live electricity) but it’s virtually guaranteed that you'll be in high demand. Not surprisingly, guys aren’t exactly lining up to work with high voltage or in sewers, so you should be able to find a niche in either, both of which are respectable trades.
Union benefits and becoming licensed are a few of the perks you have to look forward to.
6- Salesman
Starting salary: Who knows?
The salesman is truly the American job. Earn what you're worth, not a cent more. You don't need a formal education to be a salesman -- you need a brass personality and thick skin. Infrequent pay checks, constant rejection and an almost immediate repulsion from anyone you let know you're in sales are just a few of the givens of the profession.
That being said, earning potential is usually unlimited and setting your own hours can be a perk. Success or failure, this one is all on you.
7- Web designer
Starting salary: $43,591 - $57,167
Half computer hacker, half unappreciated artist, the web design field is an interesting blend of left and right brain skills that doesn't really translate into a relevant degree. If you have these seemingly opposite skills, you're in demand. With commerce, networking and research all being done on the web in large scales, the design of a website is absolutely crucial to success.
8- Occupational therapy assistant
Starting salary: $30,000 - $38,000
If you genuinely enjoy helping people (and not just saying that you do), then this might be a job to consider. Learning this position can be done either on the job, via a correspondence program or at a junior college. Rehabilitation can be a rewarding experience in and of itself.
9- Truck driver
Starting salary: $42,000 - $52,000
The lure of the open road can be the biggest perk of all. Not only that, but truck drivers are responsible for just about everything that happens in the economy. Sure, you can buy it online, but how are they going to get it to you? The truck isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
Most truck drivers have at least their high-school degree and many more beyond that go to truck driving school to learn to drive 18-wheel behemoths.
Here at AskMen.com, we're not saying that a college degree isn't worth getting. After all, a college degree nets around $20,000 a year more than you'd otherwise receive. If you can get it -- great. But if you don't have a college degree, there are plenty of respectable careers that don't require it, careers that are in demand and really make society tick along. Not too many English majors can say that.
OWS protester
But without my college degree, how will I know when I’ve risen to my level of incompetence???
Here are some others that are pretty good:
Welder
Machinist
Electrician
Oil Field worker
If I had to do it all over again, I definitely would have gotten more training to supplement the backyard mechanics my Dad taught me. I think I could have been happy working on motorcycles in a different life.
Let’s not get too loose about recommending auto mechanics to these losers. One of the few colleges that offer auto mechanics as a course of study stated that they have to reject many applicants because of poor reading and comprehension skills. The tech manuals and service information provided by the manufacturers require this. Considering that up to 60% of incoming college freshmen require remedial work, this opens to question just how many of these fleabaggers are that capable.
Learn to be a welder, and you can write you own ticket in the Houston area.... $75-100k, easy.. if you don’t mind working OT.
Pimp: whatevah your hoes can earn for ya!
I know this illegal alien in San Francisco —he’s legal now, and a great, smart guy. He came here and lived in someone’s garage for years, working as an HVAC guy.
Someone nasty got him fired for some contrived stuff —he had to strike out on his own. He succeeded, and later the company that fired him ended up having to subcontract him, but for over $150 per hour —way more than he was making when he was their employee; he ended up delighted he’d been fired.
He’s an autodidact and knows all kids of arcane stuff —he even married a daughter of Henry Kissinger at one point.
He’s rich now, actually —his house is really cool. He has lots of people working for him. He’s also a huge conservative.
He’s way smarter than about 95% of the people I knew in college, and since, also. He’s one of the few guys I know not on FR who almost ALWAYS knows more than me about anything that comes up.
He quit school in middle-school. His new wife has huge boobs —not bad.
Rockstar: $$$ millions.
I am a cabinetmaker. I still have all my fingas.
Most of the positions that are open in our current economy are blue collar jobs like machinist, equipment operator. All the people with the worthless social studies, and minority /diversity claptrap can’t find a job because they don’t know anything of value to anyone.
OWS protester= wants lots of money, doesn’t want to work, uh, hard.
Oil patch welders 75 an hour on the rigs, 85 an hour as a wildcatter.
Very long hours in very cold it very hot weather
Politician: unlimited $$$.
Having previously employed as many as 25 truckers, Union truckers make the most. Private Contractors (few and far between) do the best overall. And over the road dudes work hard and suck pondwater by mileage.
Another fine example of too much Gov’t.
I think that was covered under "plumber".
You are obviously a craftsman who listened during wood working classes.
I made a miniature operational guillotine for my class project. My Wood Working teacher gave me an “A” then. If one of my kids tried that now they would have been forced to psych counseling or something. LOL.
Thanks! I have a history degree. :)
I appreciate your encouragement. We aren’t all losers you know.
Oh, I still have all 10 fingas.....I listened in shop/wood working also. ha ha. :-D
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