[PzLdr]

Not that bad. We had a contest in my office once [former prosecutor] for dumbest defendant names. Runners up were sets of siblings Lawrence and Larry, Hiawatha and Osceola, and Eldorado and Coupe de Ville. First runner up was a girl named female [fe-mahl-ae]. Winner was a female named Placenta.

[Erasmus]

So, not Chlamydia, no Candida Albicans, no siblings "Plethora, Urethra, Diarrhea?"

(That last trio was from Escaping From the Declining Fall of the Roaming Umpire, Program VII, Chapter XV, a classical fiasco brought to you on USUK, a service of Channel 85.)

[[From Procter and Bergman of the Firesign Theatre.]]