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To: mkjessup; stephenjohnbanker
RE :”But as my good FRiend SickOfLibs has pointed out numerous times...

That reminds me.... Do you have that $100 dollars I loaned you that you promised to pay back after you got your last year's tax refund??

:)

182 posted on 10/21/2011 9:18:31 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Cain :"My parents didn't raise me to beg the government for other peoples money")
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To: sickoflibs
That reminds me.... Do you have that $100 dollars I loaned you that you promised to pay back after you got your last year's tax refund??

What a coincidence! I was just thinking about our mutual friends, you remember that family from Prague visiting the National Zoo in Washington back in the 90's? Their little boy wandered away, and suddenly the zoo officials noticed that the twin Bengal tigers were NOT hungry, and they both looked rather distended ... fearing the worst they tranquilized both tigers, the mother AND the father cat, and took them to the nearest hospital, where the surgeon said "we don't have time to x-ray each tiger to see if the kid is inside, he's running out of air, open up the father tiger, the kid is in his belly"

They sliced open the father Bengal tiger and sure enough, the little boy was inside, and barely alive, but he made it.

Then the inevitable question was asked of the surgeon, "how did you know the boy was in the father Bengal tiger?"

The surgeon said "after this many years in medicine, let me tell you, the czech is always in the male".

(I'll write you a 'czech' this afternoon lol)
186 posted on 10/21/2011 10:56:46 AM PDT by mkjessup (Is Herman Cain the perfect conservative candidate? If you say "no", then tell me who IS!!)
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