(9) Directions to your doctor's office include
“Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only parasitologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is
“an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,”
is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors
with little M's on them.
(I could live with THAT! LOL!)
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
Bada-bing!!!
Funny and Accurate at the same time!
(grin)
ROTF! I love it!
((HUGS))Good morning, LUV W. How’s it going?