*HUGS*
Great to see you this morning!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Posted on 10/19/2011 6:07:37 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
BTTT
BTTT
Howdy Miss. I believe McCarthy was right in regards to the gubmint as well.
How are things up in the land of the frozen chosen?
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
LOL. That is a good one!
Thanks! I sure will tell everyone hi for you! :)
You should join us sometime!
SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE HUMOR!
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, “You’re pulling my leg.”
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You’re obviously not listening”.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa !!!
One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
A buddy of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said, “How can you tell them apart?” He said, “Her brother’s got a mustache.
“Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, “I can’t wait for the new 911 to arrive!” Next thing I know 4,000 f....g Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular people-porn, you sick bastard.
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
Good morning LUV and (((HUGS))) to you.
I have a Garfield cartoon that says: "Diet is die with a "t" at the end".
You got THAT right!
I have been on High Blood pressure meds for years, and just for laughs, went to a different doctor without taking the pill beforehand. My BP was actually LOWER without the medication (and without the TWO HOUR wait with CNN blaring on the TV, rude receptionist, and a room full of hacking, wheezing, upset and angry people!)
I changed doctors. Since I have no health Insurance anyway, I am FREE to do that!
Get that? NOT having Insurance is FREEDOM!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
G’mornin’! Looks like your morning weather is cooler than ours!
But these cool mornings are sure welcome after the nightmare summer we had!
Supposed to be back into the 80s in the afternoons, though. Texas!
We may stay in the 70s or low 80s today.
I am so ready for the cooler weather.
WELCOME TO
(where our troops, allies and their families can refresh themselves)
Good morning, Everyone.
Good morning to our
Military, our Allies, and their families.
Thank you, Connie, for preparing the Canteen for today's activities.
Sorry I'm so late, work got in the way.
Thanks for the link to DueSouth
Now our local DC Metroland weather report
~ Today... Mostly sunny and breezy.
Highs in the mid 60s.
Southwest winds 15 to 25 mph with gusts up to 40 mph.
~ Tonight...Partly cloudy and breezy.
Lows in the mid 40s.
Southwest winds 15 to 25 mph.
Looks like it's time for another installment of
DID YOU KNOW?
There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte.
Half a byte is called a "nybble."
The color of the blood of an octopus is bluish-green.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times,
but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more,
so it ends up on the bottom more often.
Fighting alongside Americans and British during the D-Day invasion of 1944 were 15,000 Canadians.
And it was the Canadian troops who were the first to reach their planned objective.
I've got to make my rounds.
But, you stay right where you are.
Keep the troops entertained and the Canteen clean...
Cause...if you don't...I'll tell Ma!
Sit for a while.
There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness,
and plain old BS
PLEASE REMEMBER THEM ....
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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