#OWSPickupLines: What time do you get off not working?

IBD Editorials ^ | October 11, 2011 | Andrew Malcom Political News & Commentary

[Kaslin]

#OWSPickupLines: What time do you get off not working? 1 Comment

Posted 08:03 AM ET

OK, who said you can't have fun at the expense of annoying protestors from another era exercising their legitimate rights of free speech by exercising your own?

Perhaps only with the spontaneity and immediacy of Twitter and its home-made hashtag labels — as in #OWS for Occupy Wall Street — could the reaction be so instant, funny and political.

The latest craze exploding on Twitter through the night is #OWSPickupLines, which makes fun from the right of the perceived hippie-critical protestors as a major source of laughter for those not participating in the anti-establishment fervor sweeping assorted spots across the country the last few weeks.

Here's a selection of some overnight #OWSPickupLines with a link down below to many others:

@jpodhoretz What time do you get off from not working?

@mdrache Can I have my mom's debit card buy you a drink?

@adamsbaldwin So, do you not work here?

@derekahunter I don't know why I'm here either. We have so much in common!

[GreenAccord]

Thanks guys, but in the future, just do the Jazz Hands thingy when you want to express approval.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

“Hey, ya wanna neck in front of the burning American flag?”

and many, many others...

[dancusa]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

[SarahPalin2012]

“You can give it up to me or to AttackWatch”.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

“I got yer Marxist pamphlets right here, baby!”

PING!

[dancusa]

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

[Cyber Liberty]

@derekahunter I don't know why I'm here either. We have so much in common!

Heh. From the same poster:

@derekahunter Wanna go somewhere and throw around one of those Frisbees in your earlobes? #OWSpickuplines

[william clark]

I thought it was just “What time do you get off?” or maybe “What time do you want to get off?”

[dancusa]

Life with you would be like a broken pencil, like mine...pointless.

[SarahPalin2012]

“Is that a blue dress? ‘Cause I do a rockin’ Bill Clinton impersonation”.

[TheOldLady]

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[Colonel_Flagg]

You remind me of a female Janeane Garafalo.

My favorite.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Thanks guys
THANKS GUYS
but in the future
BUT IN THE FUTURE
just do the Jazz Hands thingy
JUST DO THE JAZZ HANDS THINGY
when you want to express approval
WHEN YOU WANT TO EXPRESS APPROVAL

[IronJack]

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you get a job?

Scum here often?

You’ve got an angel’s eyes, a goddess’s body, and your dad’s Gold Card. What’s not to like?

Whatcha up to?
Nuthin’.
Wow! Me too!

Can I borrow a cup of tofu?

Just call me Jerry Garcia baby, cuz if you sleep with me I’ll certainly be Grateful and I’ll probably be Dead.

[Yo-Yo]

LMAO!

[Gator113]

LOL.....

[ex91B10]

Just what is the “JAZZ HANDS THINGY”?

[ex91B10]

Here'e the twitter link

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It’s a thing in these Marxist general assemblies where, instead of clapping their hands, which can interrupt a speaker, people raise them over their heads and kinda jiggle or shake them to indicate approval or applause.

[ex91B10]

Thanks...I think...

I don't think I've seen it yet but, just like porn, I'll know it when I see it. ;)