And here I though Sonny Bono was dead! I'd probably fake my death too if my kid was doing what his is doing. Yeck!
That isn’t really funny. Sonny Bono was a Republican, he signed on to the Clinton impeachment, and he died in a tragic skiing incident, which some conspiracy theorists suspect might have been caused, shall we say, rather than accidental. See, since he was skiing alone, there were no witnesses, and the timing was a bit suspicious. Everyone who knew him loved him.
I’m sorry his daughter is having such problems, but that can’t be helped when the media is standing right there waiting for the next big freak act to get the attention of the drooling masses. They may say his daughter is perfectly normal, but they secretly believe she is wierd as heck, and hope that people will blame her father for poor parenting.