Something in the Columbia River (in Nashville) maybe?
I know the Country Hollywood may tend towards the superficial, but wishing upon America special recognition of a status of two guys or two gals (and maybe Great Danes, whips & chains, etc.) who shack up together, ought to be beyond any common sense pale. Toby Keith’s image had been far better than this — apple pie, the flag, and motherhood. Why’d he jump the shark?!? It’s America that makes a great subject for the country stars — not vice versa.
It may be something in the Cumberland River which bisects the city of Nashville.