Posted on 09/28/2011 8:11:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Wow, Rush, not only are you the head of the RNC, but you are an all powerful demon!
LOL!
Rush: “I hope he fails”
ruined everything?
Everyone in Europe can shove their "disappointment" in their messiah up their English Channel. They begged us to elect this moron, they got him, and now they can all suck eggs together. Or as BamBam would tell them "stop complaining!"
I watched THE EXORCIST at the drive in
a bunch of cowboys had their pickup backed up and they were sittin on hay bales when the girl puked the green stuff
I was watchin folk in their cars , heads dipped to dash levels and the cowboy yelled just at the puke scene time
WHERE IS MY DAMN POPCORN
a classic moment
https://www.facebook.com/barackobama?sk=friendactivity
its fun - here were my posts after i found out
testing - testing - obama is a ghetto idiot and goiter faced tard - testing
LOL - i love it
show us your medical records you std infested fool
show us your school records
stop hating on me because i was studying thermodynamics while you were hitting the crack pipe
i had to stop because the friend that posted the story was getting nervous
the British can’t eat peas
the green clashes with grey teeth
lmao.
Thank you sloopster.
I needed that laugh.
expecting a knock on the door at any minute
crap, that’s funny !
Yep, that’s what I was thinking, Bush was confident enough to be a gentleman and let the folks make up their own minds
I reported you to AttackWatch. ;-)
Please speak directly into the bong.
Does this mean the Republican Establishment doesn’t like Romney?
Humpy bumpy.
LOL, thanks for that link, rightwingintelligentsia!
It's so true... every year at CPAC we're surrounded by (bussed in) Paul-bots/Paulistinians. They constantly bleat out "End the Fed!" "End the Fed!" like dopey little pathetic sheep. And then of course they hijack the stupid, un-scientific CPAC Straw Poll. Every year.
Your remind me of how happy with glee they really were because they knew we were punk’d
Rush to his everlasting credit picked this Purdue thing up right away (lead item on the show!!!). This woman should be thrown out of office. I called Sen. Burr’s office a few ago and gave them my humble opinion. Of course, I do not reside in NC. Actually I am quite ashamed of the voters in the great state of NC. Sad, whimps to the max!!! Governor Beverly Purdue should be forced to resign today, and...if she refuses, she should be impeached as quickly as the laws of NC permit!!! This, however, is not her doing (poor soul was birthed, minus a brain). This is the doing of “Would be Hitler”, POTUS, Barack Hussein Obama!!!
They only like lefties. They never liked Reagan.
Christie is ready to be president after half a term as governor, but not Palin.
What does that tell us?
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