Posted on 09/28/2011 8:11:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Its a stretchy velcro equipped shirt that fits snuggly and calms the dog by some unknown mechanism. Effect is thought to be achieved by concepts like accupressure.
he followed up and his point was excellent
he slapped Perry for in state tuition too
Christie is An Coulter’s choice.
Sounds like a set up to me.
Did you see the movie “Temple Grandin”? It’s really good I thought BTW.
She had severe autism and wound up getting her PHD in animal science. She invited a “machine”, among many other things, that squeezed her and calmed her because she couldn’t be hugged or touched by humans. The Thundershirt works like that on dogs.
Anns Trolley has left the tracks.
I’m gonna try one on myself.
Ann is too obligin to libs for my taste...nice adams apple tho
I just don’t get it.
I cringe every time she goes on Hannity.
She does gin up attention with it, though, does she not?
Interesting. I need one for my lib office mate.
I don’t think they make them with a gag.
Speaking of FaceBook, there was a guy on the local talk show who said FB tracking files were in his TurboTax program files. Has anyone had that problem? I don’t have FB.
Let me know how it works on you, I may try one on my head to get me through the election.
I might test drive an ace bandage on my head.
i have a dedicated pc for fb to avoid all of fb’s little nastiness
i’m told you can use a dedicated browser to accomplish the same thing - for example, if you use firefox as your browser, you could download chrome and use it for fb and nothing else - or internet explorer
if I had FB whatever that is...it would be in the bathroom next to the toilet....let em track that
Texting, Facebook, Twitter, just pick up the GD Phone!
What’s wrong with email even?!!!
Independents — Reagan/Carter/Anderson election
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For some reason, the first thought that came to mind was: John Anderson...
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