I didn’t mind him last election. This go around, we deserve better.
Iowahawk did a hilarious Twitter sendup of Mitt over the weekend:
Mitt Romney’s favorite gangsta rappers: Nat King Cole and Johnny Mathis #RomneyFacts
Final 2 items on Mitt Romney’s bucket list: US presidency, eat with elbows on table #RomneyFacts
Each night before sleep, Mitt Romney spends precisely 7.5 minutes polishing the brass on his sock garters.
@iowahawkblog Mitt’s daily schedule includes 7 minutes of spontaneity on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding holidays. #RomneyFacts
During his batchelor days, Mitt Romney got to the “on deck circle” with 5 different girls. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney wears button-down socks. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney’s disaster survival bag contains 3 pairs of Bass Weejuns and a tip calculator. #RomneyFacts
Mitt likes to spice up his tap water with a splash of ice. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney can recite every panel of “Goofus and Gallant” from memory. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney’s favorite flavor is milk. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney dreams in black and white 1958 teen grooming films. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney’s plaid cummerbunds have their own electric caddy. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney’s favorite punk rock group http://youtu.be/l4NafK3NFhA #RomneyFacts
During the wild days of the 60s, Mitt Romney once experimented with fondue. #RomneyFacts
To increase efficiency, Mitt Romney has delegated all his bodily functions. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney’s study is chockablock with leather bound volumes of “The 5-Minute Manager.” #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney organizes his organizer orgaziner in alphabetical order. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney was born with a perfect pompadour, and swaddled in a 3-button Brooks Brothers onesy. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney eats a grapefruit every morning, for appearances. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney intentionally grayed his own temples in prep school. #RomneyFacts
Mitt Romney tips an extra $10 at the car wash for spotless floormats. #RomneyFacts