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And you thought you were having problems with crime in your city. I'll tell what this will lead to. The throwing of geese! Where will it end?
1 posted on 09/25/2011 7:50:11 AM PDT by artichokegrower
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VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she’s made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!
VILLAGER #1:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...


38 posted on 09/25/2011 9:02:43 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Fox News contributor Laura Ingraham later obtains an Exclusive with the duck in question:

Ben_Aflac

39 posted on 09/25/2011 9:06:09 AM PDT by mikrofon (a/k/a Ben AFLAC!)
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“It was not immediately known whether the duck was wild or domesticated, or if it was the woman’s pet.”

Could have been all the above.


41 posted on 09/25/2011 9:14:14 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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That’s just duckie!


43 posted on 09/25/2011 9:15:53 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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First the arms race, then the cereal wars. Now this. ***SIGH***


44 posted on 09/25/2011 9:18:23 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOs!!!)
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The duck should of ducked!


47 posted on 09/25/2011 9:22:44 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Did she throw the duck off of an overpass, I mean, viaduct?
Why a duck? Why that.... why a duck? Why a no chicken?


50 posted on 09/25/2011 10:07:33 AM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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Another “news story” where the name of the alleged “perp” is not provided, so as to preserve “political correctness”. I am sick to my stomach with the U.S.media. Ten to one she is either Korean, Chinese, or Vietnamese. This is how they do it “over there”. Get used to it.


51 posted on 09/25/2011 10:21:56 AM PDT by 4Runner
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53 posted on 09/25/2011 10:43:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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People are nuts. Poor Duck


58 posted on 09/25/2011 11:17:05 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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don't think they will throw geese...too big and too nasty in disposition Farms have attack geese, don't mess with them....:O)
62 posted on 09/25/2011 2:41:38 PM PDT by goat granny
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Wow.

I was eating at the Crows Nest. If I’d had known this lamo was abusing a poor animal, well......


63 posted on 09/25/2011 5:39:47 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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I was eating at the Crows Nest at that time.

If I’d known about this quack, I would have ducked out the restaurant and feathered her bed but good.

Then she would know what a tangled web she wove and she would have been whacked on her waddle, sent a bill and I’ll bet she would have S**t the same as a duck.

Dangit!

None of that was funny. (but, I was at the Crows Nest)


64 posted on 09/25/2011 5:47:44 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Shouldn't this be posted in the religion category?


70 posted on 10/12/2011 3:20:18 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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