And you thought you were having problems with crime in your city. I'll tell what this will lead to. The throwing of geese! Where will it end?
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To: artichokegrower
2 posted on
09/25/2011 7:51:16 AM PDT by
bgill
(There, happy now?)
To: artichokegrower
There are intoxicated women in Santa Cruz?
3 posted on
09/25/2011 7:53:39 AM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: artichokegrower
Duke abuse is so wrong. However, men can still choke their chicken.
4 posted on
09/25/2011 7:53:39 AM PDT by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: artichokegrower
5 posted on
09/25/2011 7:54:15 AM PDT by
kimmie7
(I do not think BO is the antichrist, but he may very well be 665.)
To: artichokegrower
6 posted on
09/25/2011 7:54:28 AM PDT by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: artichokegrower
I've been Goosed many times..... but never Ducked!
8 posted on
09/25/2011 7:56:58 AM PDT by
Musketeer
To: artichokegrower
Ever tried to catch a duck!
Let me get this right she was thowing a duck, means she caught it. Now authorities are trying to catch it..... How long will this take? Bring back the drunk woman she is better at this.
To: artichokegrower
The woman went quackers. Someone should have told her Cold Duck is a drink not a food group.
10 posted on
09/25/2011 7:59:49 AM PDT by
mardi59
(Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
To: artichokegrower
This story is not all it has been quacked up to be.
I can’t believe I wrote that.
To: artichokegrower
Many years ago I was told a story about a guy in Douglas, AZ who had a pet duck. He would take it with him when he went to the bars to drink and play dominos. The barkeeps tolerated it because the owner was a good customer and people would come to see the duck who was very well behaved ( trained ).
12 posted on
09/25/2011 8:01:55 AM PDT by
JimSEA
(The future ain't what it used to be.)
To: artichokegrower
"WHY A DUCK?"?
18 posted on
09/25/2011 8:12:44 AM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: artichokegrower
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender snarls, “What’ll you have?”
The duck says, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender spits and says “We don’t have grapes here, we serve drinks, now get out!”
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, irritated, says, “I told you yesterday we don’t serve grapes here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!”
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, infuriated, pounds his fist on the bar and yells at the duck, “I told you two times we don’t serve grapes here, we serve drinks! If you ask me that ONE
MORE TIME I’m going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!”
With that, the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool and waddled out.
The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked, “Got any nails?”
The bartender, puzzled, said no.
The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, “Got any grapes?”
20 posted on
09/25/2011 8:24:41 AM PDT by
mardi59
(Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
To: artichokegrower
24 posted on
09/25/2011 8:29:31 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
(A critic is like a legless man who teaches running.)
To: artichokegrower; tubebender; happydogx2
25 posted on
09/25/2011 8:33:51 AM PDT by
SouthTexas
(You cannot bargain with the devil, shut the government down.)
To: artichokegrower
You can duck a throw but don’t ever throw a duck.
26 posted on
09/25/2011 8:37:40 AM PDT by
RetSignman
(It's Fall...the "Goebbles Warmers" are packing their bags , migrating for their winter caves.)
To: artichokegrower
"That dish-picable!"
27 posted on
09/25/2011 8:41:30 AM PDT by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: artichokegrower
Viaduct? Vy not a chicken?
29 posted on
09/25/2011 8:44:34 AM PDT by
null and void
(Day 977 of America's holiday from reality...)
To: artichokegrower; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows; null and void; mikrofon
reports of an intoxicated woman abusing a duck Quackmire ping.
30 posted on
09/25/2011 8:46:10 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: artichokegrower
Repeat that headline, fast, about 10 times....changes the theme...
Says she was charged with ‘abusing the duck’...is that anything like ‘choking a chicken’?
And a woman charged with ‘abusing a duck’, isn’t it counterproductive to cite that she was intoxicated?
34 posted on
09/25/2011 8:55:54 AM PDT by
xrmusn
((6/98) The more people I run into, the better I like my cat.)
To: artichokegrower
That woman needs to be tied up with duck tape!
35 posted on
09/25/2011 8:56:11 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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