[WayneS]

"healthy, ready-to-serve meals" for the needy

How about adding them to school lunch programs nationwide? What better way to get rid of this nuisance fish than by using school children all over the country to transfer them from lunch trays in to trash cans?

[HiTech RedNeck]

Pay some fishermen to fish the dickens out of the carp. Kids don’t like fish patties all that well, but they’ll gladly eat fish sticks. It would also be lower in mercury than most wild fish, so healthier.

[Red Badger]

We always had fish on Fridays in school............