You have egg on your face. You better do some reading up on the LITERAL wording of the Constitution since I suppose you don’t know how to read EXACTLY what the Constitution says.
In the law - Commas change meaning of the legal construct.
Sorry, but I don’t buy your interpretation, because it would have been totally illogical (and stupid) to pen a stipulation that none of the currently alive colonials were eligible for the presidency of the new republic. There was also a strong bias (well deserved) against anyone with dual allegiances becoming commander in chief because he could never be completely trusted, as we now see with our current regime!
JC