Posted on 09/14/2011 8:21:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
never had a homeowners association until I moved to FL. If I wanted to live in a MARXIST STATE...I'd move to CUBA!!!
They are getting a dose of humor from genuinely talented Americans who think these things up on their own, and not written for them by Democrat hack comedy writers. And I can guarantee they DON’T like it one bit!
Bookmark note to self:
Rush, near end of third hour, names 5 new solar power projects funded in loan guarantees -— approx $1.6 bil
Get the details on the podcast.
I can understand why they exist, seeing some people’s yards in my neighborhood. Thankfully, I live in a delightful area of the country where space is treasured and my nearest neighbors are not on top of me, so what they decide to do with their property has very little impacet on my property value.
Post #88 might interest you.
Hey, #attackwatch I heard Jesse Jackson wanted to cut someone’s nuts off.
She better watch for some THUGS showing up at her door. Flipping off a Brother -- that's RACIST!!! /s
Dem Rep Dingell un bothered by Obama removing half a billion dollars that could have feed millions of starving inner city children.
Definitely of concern to all Democrats. If Obama had no nuts, what would be left?
What is ATTACKWATCH?
Thank you Rush
I’m beginning to believe that I could be called a “racist” merely for Waking Up White.
Unreal: what Rush just reported: “If you love me, you’ll help me pass my bill!”
I missed that! Obama is “nadaring” too soon for my comfort. We have 14 months to go.
Is Barack Obama Depressed?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2777870/posts
“We’re told by a source inside the Times that the paper is preparing a story arguing that Obama no longer finds joy in the political back-and-forth, has seemed increasingly listless to associates, and is generally exhibiting the litany of signs that late-night cable commercials will tell you add up to depression. Or maybe Low T.
Either way, the investigation was described to us as taking seriously the notion that Obama may be suffering from a depressive episode.”
HA!!!!
Obamas Gestapo site dujour
Likeflag@whiyehouse.com‘Its to have people turn in those that say bad things about the regime.
no I’m not joking or being sarcastic
attackwatch.com
Then he started a wtitter for the same purpose:
http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23attackwatch
Thank you!
According to Obumma, a “new way to track and respond to attacks against Obama.”
Obamas Gestapo site dujour
Like flag@whitehouse.gov
Its to have people turn in those that say bad things about the regime.
no I’m not joking or being sarcastic
attackwatch.com
Then he started a twtitter for the same purpose:
http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23attackwatch
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