Maybe they and they’re friends will get together for viewing parties of that new Playboy show starring Lohan-style “lesbian” (and gun-toting native Texan) Amber Heard. The dykes on IMDB fervently claim Heard as one of their own even though she clearly swings both ways.
Rick Perry needs to straighten that girl out!
“Every network wants a piece of “Mad Men’s” buzz, even though its ratings wouldn’t fill a fedora. NBC’s “The Playboy Club” (Sept. 19) unleashes bunnies upon the world. ABC’s “Pan Am” (Sept. 25) is similarly set in the 1960s and asks, “Coffee, tea or Christina Ricci?”
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I never heard of Amber Heard until I read your post Impy. So, she's a switch hitter, eh? Maybe she should try out for MLB, she'd make a fortune. :)
Perry's Rick: He could set her straight for sure. In fact, I propose this tactic for both Amber and the nation: All “The Rickness” needs to do to win any debate is to show up, throw out a couple pelvic thrusts and wink. He wins, hands down. She'll cross the street and all will be right in the world.