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To: Dengar01
Let's say that you have been released from prison after serving 30 years in solitary confinement. You are starved for for human contact and, especially, female companionship. Rachael Maddow meets you at the prison gates with a bottle of Boone's Farm and a Barry White CD. Whaddya do?
1,854 posted on 09/07/2011 8:32:48 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Tell them to take me back and put me in the hole (Slang for Solitary)


1,858 posted on 09/07/2011 8:33:51 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: Army Air Corps

Easy- you say “Hey Buddy! Seen any chicks?”


1,862 posted on 09/07/2011 8:36:22 PM PDT by REDWOOD99 ("Earth first! We can log the other planets later")
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To: Army Air Corps
Let's say that you have been released from prison after serving 30 years in solitary confinement. You are starved for for human contact and, especially, female companionship. Rachael Maddow meets you at the prison gates with a bottle of Boone's Farm and a Barry White CD. Whaddya do?

Demand Everclear and Moonshine and a paper bag :D

1,863 posted on 09/07/2011 8:37:13 PM PDT by Dengar01 ("Liberalism is a Mental Disorder" - Dr. Michael Savage)
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To: Army Air Corps
Rachael Maddow meets you at the prison gates with a bottle of Boone's Farm and a Barry White CD. Whaddya do?

I introduce her to my right hand and ask, "Are you open to a threesome?"

1,894 posted on 09/07/2011 9:02:16 PM PDT by Phil V.
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