And lo it shall come to pass that the dread disease will spread and the afflicted will babble foolishly, spouting imaginary fables from fetid imaginations spurred on by the goading of their fellows.
And on that day those of nordic feline ancestry shall indeed sail the seas of bits and bytes, and their longboats shall fill a thousand fiber optic cables, bringing merciful digital rest to their corrupted souls.
Book of Zot - Appendix 1: Section 1: Prophecies of the Viling Kitties
Normie
Chief Druid of Trollhenge
Cult of Palin
I love it when you read from the Book of Zot. It’s quite inspirational ;-)