“Sarah has been loving all the attention she’s been getting, milking it for all its worth. She has strung her devotees along as long as she possibly could, raising their hope.”
Really? And you know this how?
OH!! I KNOW!!!
It’s Piper. It had to be. That mean little child told him! See, apparently she wanted to go to a slumber party next week but Sarah said no. So she contacted the first PDSer she saw on the net and gave him the goods on her horrid, attention hound manipulating mother. And then Bristol dropped a house on her for good measure. And todd threw water on her! And they would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids and their dog!!!
No, not really. I made that up. But what the heck. Makes a hell of a lot more sense than the typical ‘logic’ and excuses PDSers come up with when asked that question ;)