[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Mighty Toned

You big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
You big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
You feel so good
Scare the hell out of me
You got a great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
Great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
Now oooh
You got a great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
And every time you move make my temperature rise
That fine lookin' woman got a great big leg
Fine lookin' woman got a great big leg, Yeah
Big fat woman with a great big leg
Big fat woman got a great big leg
And every time she moves
Moves like a soft boiled egg

So big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
Now you obese woman get your fat leg off of me
You feel so good
Scare the hell out of me

Jim Croce knew a thing or two.

[ken5050]

I swear, Michelle looks like Whoopie Goldberg in that pic..

[NRA1995]

I ain’t gonna bump no mo’ with no big fat woman.....

[Blogatron]

"The Bertha Butt Boogie" - Jimmy Castor Bunch

The party was jumpin'
When Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin'
And everybody did the bump
But all the time Bertha
Had been workin' on her goodie
Now folks call it "the Bertha Butt boogie"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

When Bertha got movin'
Her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin'
No grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin',
The crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "boogie, Bertha, do your thing!"

Uh, for your information,
Bertha had three sisters,
Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the bertha butt boogie
I said no question!

Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy'll never learn!
Uh-oh, here comes the troglodyte!
"Come here, sock it to me!"

Bertha stood back and yelled,
"Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"
And the butt sisters backed her up
When she yelled, "I need ya!"
The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
And the Butt sisters all knew
That "the Bertha Butt boogie"
Was now the thing to do

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

Bertha: "i'll sock it ya, daddy!"
Troglodyte: "me like, me like! come here, woman, woman!"
Leroy: "yo' mama, i'm calling you, man!"
Troglodyte: "yeah - the boogie!"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
Hey Leroy!

When Bertha Butt did her goodie,
She started the Bertha Butt boogie

[Albion Wilde]

That’s the closest together she has ever held her legs in public. Usually it’s the “wide stance.”

[Las Vegas Ron]

So did Queen: Fat Bottomed Girls:

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin’ world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!

I’ve been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C’mon)
Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride ‘em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhKDV0QN4ew