To: Sarah Barracuda
“Good evening. In my continuing efforts to save the world, I achieved another star. I did this despite overwhelming odds from a prior regime. While I am trying to fix the economy in the USA, I am also trying to fix the issues that pain us all. I have not slept in 48 hours. I have not eaten. I will not sleep until I have accomplished much more. I am great. I want to assure the American people that I am great. I am great. I just want to say, I am great. Thank you.”
To: ConservativeStatement
You forgot,
“Thank you; and God Bless Me.”
38 posted on
08/21/2011 5:21:27 PM PDT by
AnAmericanAbroad
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Not bad!
You missed the hindering natural disasters however.
40 posted on
08/21/2011 5:21:55 PM PDT by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: ConservativeStatement
95 posted on
08/21/2011 6:05:19 PM PDT by
Freedom56v2
("If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till it is free"--PJ O'rourke)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson