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To: NautiNurse

What do you call an Irish lassie with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Sorry. Had to.


3 posted on 08/20/2011 4:25:14 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

I think John Madden needs to go to work for the weather channel.


8 posted on 08/20/2011 4:30:34 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin)
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To: Travis McGee

What do you call an Irish lassie with one leg?

Eileen.

Wasn’t that Paul McCartney’s ex?


18 posted on 08/20/2011 4:59:27 PM PDT by Figment ("A communist is someone who reads Marx.An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx" R Reagan)
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To: Travis McGee
"What do you call an Irish lassie with one leg?...Eileen."

Unless and until she's fitted with a prosthesis. Then you call her "Peg."

27 posted on 08/20/2011 5:45:51 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Travis McGee

Mine as well throw in my silly ones.....

What do you call a man in the leaves with no arms or legs......Russell

A man in the water with no arms or legs......Bob

In front of a door no arms or legs......Matt

On the wall no arms or legs......Art


249 posted on 08/23/2011 12:54:59 PM PDT by geege
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To: Travis McGee

Run a browser page “find” with the keyword, 161, behind the following link.

http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/ybh01

That was a hurricane, but our houses were built by a previous generation of more honest and hard working men—built especially for hurricanes. Many of the roofs were blown off, but most of the other buildings in the City were leveled. Funny...those with brick-veneered houses were the people who evacuated, most of ‘em (houses mostly leveled, even though otherwise built for hurricanes). Electricity and phones out for weeks. The National Guard distributed dry ice, water and other supplies at points all over the City. They did armed guard mount. So did neighbors. It was generally understood, that looters would be shot.

There’s a big difference between aftermaths of disasters then and now. For those of us who aren’t originally from places like California or New York, our national culture is very different today (libertine hippie apathy, “no more Mr. nice guy”).


666 posted on 08/25/2011 1:25:56 PM PDT by familyop ("Plan? There ain't no plan!" --Pigkiller, "Beyond Thunderdome")
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