[all the best]

“Employees said that each of the women stole about $60 worth of merchandise.”

Oh, come on. If they want to compete in D.C. they’ll have to do a lot better than that.

[goodwithagun]

You're assuming that these yoots know the difference between classy and trashy. For a majority of these yoots, the more gawdy the outfit/shoes/accessories, the more impressive they are to their peers. I have students who swear that there very poorly constructed Louis Vuitton knockoffs are real, and the pleather can be spotted a mile away.

[DTogo]

Oh, come on. If they want to compete in D.C. they’ll have to do a lot better than that.

Good point. The flash mob in Congress now loots over a trillion a year from the entire country!