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It is no fun if I have to tell you, but ok. You say you remember Chatsworth Osborne Jr. from the Dobie Gillis show. If you recall, he is the rich, aloof, aristocratic character who has a hard time relating to the plebeians who surround him.

"Living with his blue-blooded mother, played by Doris Packer, in a mansion surrounded by a wall embedded with broken glass to keep out the riff-raff, Chatsworth was a fey overachiever who couldn't understand how "dregs" like Dobie and Maynard always seemed to get the best of him. After all, Chatsworth was the president of the Silver Spoon Club, his blood type was "R" for "Royal" and he spoke 18 different languages including a dialect of Mandarin found only on certain vases! Although he was filthy rich, his mother (who always referred to him as "you nasty, nasty boy") insisted that he attend public schools to round out his personality, so he was forced to maintain uneasy relationships with Dobie (who he condescendingly called "Dobie-do") and the rest of his classmates."

Hence, Chatsworth Osborne Jr. is the most distant object known in the universe.