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To: Just mythoughts; Quix
God must have been laughing for eons at the mystifying dance He set up between men and women.

What was the 'condition' the Adam was initially created???? Something was taken from him to make the woman.

I got a cartoon in my email not long ago and it was captioned:

God took a rib out of man and created a microphone.

214 posted on 07/13/2011 12:20:41 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
I got a cartoon in my email not long ago and it was captioned: God took a rib out of man and created a microphone.

Yep the mouth the man refuses to hear because it is NOT in his own interest.... The majority of my life has been MALE preachers claiming that Adam (the first recorded liberal) blaming GOD and 'that' woman was the WORD... It was not until I read the words without the help of some male that I read them for what and who was doing the 'itching'.... I have taken to 'heart' that this man Adam set the stage for what would be to come. 'That woman', seemingly has served the man for eons.... but in that 'case' it was the itch that Adam did 'listen' to the woman, in spite of what he was told directly by the Heavenly Father.... Man has through the ages demonstrated he can be the smallest of minds literally and/or figuratively created.

It has been my own personal experience that a man can out gossip and itch and whine any female I have ever met.

218 posted on 07/13/2011 12:32:52 PM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: Arrowhead1952

LOL.

Too often, it sure seems that way!

I just wish He had not installed an auto-pilot in the voice box as standard equipment!


234 posted on 07/13/2011 1:57:03 PM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Arrowhead1952
God took a rib out of man and created a microphone.

The original story of the Creation of Woman ...

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

And the rest is history...

240 posted on 07/13/2011 2:20:03 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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