[wbill]

I’d rather hear a baby cry than an old man yell into his cell phone.

Roger that.

And, 99% of the time, it's utter banality. "Sup? I'm at Target, looking at toilet paper. What are YOU doing?" Hang up the @#%#$%# phone and pay attention to what's around you, for Pete's sake.

There's nothing that I love in this world more than my wife and kids, and even I don't care about what they're doing, every second of every day.

[AppyPappy]

It is usually

“HELLO! HELLO! ARE YOU THERE? I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU! YOU WANT A WHAT? A WHAT? STUPID PHONE DOESN’T WORK. MY WHAT? HEARING AID? NO, IT’S NOT IN. I SAID IT’S NOT IN. WHAT?”