[Pearls Before Swine]

They're using my ex-wife to find water?!? She couldn't find her own ass with both hands and a mirror.

Was she able to find your wallet?

[Viking2002]

'Was she able to find your wallet?'

She not only found it, she rendered it inert.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."