The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show, Wednesday, June 29, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Arrowhead1952]

Snerdely, if you are lurking on this thread, tell Rush to quit playing Mr Class Envy pres - - dent's sound bites!!

[advertising guy]

wanna bet ?

[malia]

yes, I know your feelings about this.....mr obama.

I’m sorry you can’t hear my comments about you!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hope we have some candidates who can get the message out.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

They are just that despicable, aren’t they? Using the poor, disabled, and their own grandmothers as political human shields—that’s your Demonrat party of today.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Ewwwwwwww.

[rodguy911]

Hell that’s a no-brainer.You should be more specific! Which blue dress?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

What always gets me is when they actually use someone in their family. For example, when Obummer says he watched as his mother, riddled with cancer, argued with her insurance company about coverage. Typical liberal. Hey Mr. Law Degree, why are you WATCHING? DO something. I wouldn't sit back and watch; I'd be an advocate on behalf of my mom. But he'd rather tell a story than actually accomplish anything.

[advertising guy]

my bad

the strapless of course

[NoLibZone]

RUSH needs to DAILY read off a list of programs Obama doesn’t feel are in danger of being cut.

Programs such as :

Training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job.

Washington is spending $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job.

http://www.dirtyspendingsecrets.com

[RasterMaster]

Stimulus Includes Tax Break to Promote Private Jet Sales ...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/02/18/stimulus-includes-tax-break-promote-private-jet-sales/

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[Eagle of Liberty]

[advertising guy]

................PROVIDENCE .............................

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Good one.

[rodguy911]

Yeah I can only imagine the spots they will run about pushing granny over the cliff,hopefully they will so overdo it no one will pay much attention.

Of course the DBM will fall all over themselves trying to get each hit on us all over the place,but then that's why we are here--to counter them.

[lasereye]

I’d be willing to make a small wager.

[sloop]

A panel of judges for the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that the health reform law’s individual mandate is constitutional

[rodguy911]

also SNERDLEY,PLEASE FIX RODGUYS 24/7!!!

[malia]

Yes, Rush, it did go fast -—— but look at what you covered!