Hope or Change?
Posted on 06/29/2011 8:23:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I never understood why people hated lawyers until I went to law school. :)
I failed the bar the first time, and my dad bought me a book of lawyer jokes. lol. I keep it displayed prominently on my desk.
Greta has also gone out of her way to be supportive to conservative women, especially Palin, whose views she may not agree with, but I get the impression she loathes the treatment the media dishes out on Palin, Bachmann, et.al.
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The three of us can start a famous law firm rivaling
Dewie Cheetum & Howe.
classic point......not withstandin that stint in Aruba
Greta van Susteren defines Fox’s concept of Fair and Balanced.
her hubby made 3/4 of a billion in the tobacco law suit
That wasn’t a rant it was the truth. You can speak it any time you want as far a I am concerned.
If we don’t get it out here who will?
Its also in NY where literally anything can happen. If this happens in a LESS liberal state, you may have a point.
Ok just look at the NY Republican passing Gay Marriage. They are RINOS!!
One of my favorites:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ’Guess who?’ ”
“But why?”
“I’m a divorce lawyer.”
She is one of the few.
I think she is actually more objective than most, on any station. She has liberal leanings, but she presents every news story in a “fair and balanced” manner.
Somewhere along the line, journalists forgot that they should REPORT the news, not create the news.
President Ronald Reagan telling a joke about Democrats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK3Eo9cScEQ&feature=share
Boy - don’t we miss him...
Shovel Ready Project.
Big tobacco was in great shape until they were caught hiding data on nicotine and physical addiction.
Agree. If you aren’t going to be part of the solution, then, imo, you are the problem! The do nothings who sit around and complain are just as much a part of the problem as the Lieberals and Rinos.
“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.” :)
A real leader, who didn’t have to remind people that he won, and you’d have never heard him saying “I dropped a bomb down Qaddaffi’s chimney.
Ahh to have a real leader back in the White House...
I went to the website for Trice. My assumption was correct.
Anyone happen to catch the website Rush referred to early in the last hour - Restoring America.org - something like that? I wasn’t near my computer nor was I able to jot it down. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
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