[Lazlo in PA]

I have never seen a less inspiring, milquetoast candidate running for POTUS. His announcement was so boring the Statue of Liberty behind him showed more life. This looks like a purely personal move to run. Resume enhancement. He can tell people he ran and people will want to talk to him at cocktail parties.

Unless you set your hair on fire and run around playing a kazoo out your ass, no one is ever going to notice you Jon.

[Elsie]

My EYES!!

Kazoo, indeed!