[Sir Napsalot]

Classical musicians?

[humblegunner]

Gettin’ cut over Selena ping.

[He Rides A White Horse]

One of the men stabbed the other in the back, then afterward slashed his own arm from the wrist to the elbow, Lara said.

Pro-Islam contender?

[don-o]

Hold muh Bible..

[Vigilanteman]

Confucius say: Too much fire water and heated discussion is dangerous combination.

[ElkGroveDan]

Let's see now, the media only said "religion" without any mention of which religion since it turned out badly. There were, knives, blood, violence.....which religion could it have been?

Anyone, anyone? Buhler?

[freedumb2003]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!”

“Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?”

I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?”

He said, “Christian.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?

He said, “Baptist!” I said, “Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?

He said, “Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?” He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!”

I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off the bridge.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Emotional musicians, one with a knife, both drunk, one mentally ill. Methinks religion didn’t have much to do with the stabbing.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Good Lord, sound like the Free Republic Religion Forum.

[Hunton Peck]

"The man wielding the knife may have mental issues," Lara said. "We're going to see if he needs to be committed for help. If not, and they can patch him up, he may be charged with aggravated assault."

...and if they can't, well, he's goin' to Hell anyway.