[abb]

I’d love to know what Piper was saying. She’s inscrutable, that one.

"Mom! That creepy-looking reporter from the NY Times is touching himself!"

[Erasmus]

"Mom! That creepy-looking reporter from the NY Times is touching himself!"

Probably more like,

"Mom! That creepy-looking reporter from the NY Times is touching that other creepy-looking reporter from the NY Times!"

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

“I’d love to know what Piper was saying. She’s inscrutable, that one.”

“Mom! That creepy-looking reporter from the NY Times is touching himself”

Sarah to Piper:

“He’s not a reporter, dear, but he IS from New York.
That’s Congressman Anthony Weiner.”