Well, there’s got to be a Memorial Day parade for him to go to somewhere.
Although, he may have an aversion to sunlight.
Well, there are all those pizza crusts to pick through for
breakfast, too...
....before Mommy Troll goes out for fresh.
Of course. That's why he hangs out in his mommy's basement eating mac-n-cheese and pizza that he got with his food stamps. Ogres, Vampires, and trolls do NOT like sunlight. Not healthy, y'know.