[badgerlandjim]

there once was a dem president named barry
whose bank balance got almighty scary
so he said “what the hell”
to his missus michelle
“let us consult with barney the fairy”
but the missus said “no
to the senate i’ll go
and become the new missus kerry”

[Ebenezer]

I guess the President would enjoy a good limerick. He’s part Irish, you know.