Puhl eeeeeeeeese, Candor!
Enough scary pictures! That woman, whoever she is, IS beautiful; I have to admit at my age, cough...cough...BUUUUUUUT, the ugly, noisy, scary thing she’s carrying is totally uncivilized and unacceptable.
Only our brave, patriotic brown shirts are allowed to HANDLE them things!
I will report you to Commissars Holder and Pelosi. I’ll collect some filthy stuff for my trouble, the so-called greenbacks.
May Lenin guide your steps my son.
Papa Alinsky, Supreme Guiding Light, Utopia