[Jemian]

I guess the only good news is that it will be the end of the Obama Administration. And the Clintons, Arnold, the Palestinians, Villaraigosa, Nancy Pelosi, NOW, and Planned Parenthood. And Charlie Sheen and the rest of Hollywood.

And, in exchange, I get to be in heaven, in the direct presence of God the Father and in Jesus's presence, and there will be no sorrow, or cursing or wars or hatred? I fail to see a problem. I'm ready.

And if Camping is wrong, I'll bide a while longer.

[Celtic Cross]

April Fools, FRiend. Camping said that everyone, including and especially Christians who are members of any or all Churches, are on a highway to hell. Only folks who get to go to heaven are him and his followers.

[Longbow1969]

And, in exchange, I get to be in heaven, in the direct presence of God the Father and in Jesus's presence, and there will be no sorrow, or cursing or wars or hatred? I fail to see a problem. I'm ready.

And if Camping is wrong, I'll bide a while longer.

Sorry man, doesn't work that way. You have to actually believe what Camping says to get raptured. No fence sitting. You either put your faith in Camping and the word as he teaches it (which includes believing the rapture is May 21st) and get a ticket to heaven, or you don't believe and get to hang out on earth with the rest of us schlubs till October.

[southland]

Very Good!!

[Old Student]

“I fail to see a problem. I’m ready.”

I am not exactly ready, but then I wouldn’t be ready if I had another thousand years to get ready. If it is tomorrow, I’ll depend on God’s mercy and Jesus life, death, and resurrection. Same thing I’ll be depending on if it’s not tomorrow.