[DannyTN]

Possibilities:

• Attempted Suicide w black box as weight
• Attempted Murder victim, drugged and set adrift with a weight chained to his neck.
• Terrorist with a bomb.
• Attention seeker with a fake bomb.
• Homeland Security pretend terrorist to implicate Christians and veterans.
• Recent airplane traveler reacting to being sexually assaulted.
• Senate democrat with Obamacare chained around their neck.
• Romney trying to bury his liberal past.

[EEGator]

That is a fine list.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Unionized cop really depressed that unionized-lifeguards are contractually referred to as “officers”.

[John S Mosby]

Lost CIA trainee on maneuvers from Camp Peary, on the other side of Williamsburg. Maybe they dumped him in the Skiffe’s Creek, and tasked him with navigating back. Would explain the liferaft. But the Box with chain? Who knows.

Will know if we hear nothing more about the indiv., esp. if he is a foreign agent in for training by us/for us.

But all speculation, of course.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Well done. I think No. 5 is the prime suspect

[Blood of Tyrants]

Obama supporter who realized what Obama’s chances of being re-elected are.

[Alex Murphy]

Possibilities:

• Al Gore, with the Social Security Lockbox

[GOPJ]

manchurian murder victim, drugged and set adrift?