Reaction to the President's Speech

"Postcards from America - Postcards from Israel" ^ | May 19, 2011 | Norma Zager

[Ari Bussel]

God Help Us All By Norma Zager

“Even though you can't expect to defeat the absurdity of the world, you must make that attempt. That's morality, that's religion. That's art. That's life.” Phil Ochs

In his speech today Barack Obama said he wants to return Israel to its pre 1967 borders. He then immediately insisted the United States give the Indians back Manhattan Island in return for the $24.00 worth of crap paid by Peter Minuit.

The Hispanic community has already called to tell Obama they insist on the return of California to pre Spanish-American war borders while a slew of lawsuits were filed against the US by Apache, Hopi and numerous other Native American tribes.

President Obama said the idea that countries should keep conquered lands is Un-American and against national values.

Despite the fact Israel was attacked by the entire Arab world repeatedly, but beat them down with their army until they had to be pulled off, Obama said the poor Arabs are entitled to their land back. He then called Israel an uncooperative and aggressor nation and also noted that many Jews had the audacity to even fight back when led into the camps to be killed during World War II.

The American President also suggested the US forgive the debts of their Middle Eastern friends, because he bragged, “Americans don’t need the money.”

He said he has also called for a meeting with Donald Trump to discuss donating Trump Towers and Trump Plaza to the Indians for a casino on Fifth Avenue.

Obama said that going to war with other nations and interfering with their inner government workings is wrong and he cannot sanction such behavior.

He was interrupted by a call from Hillary Clinton to secure his permission to increase the use of drones in Afghanistan and send troops into Libya to oust Gaddafi.

He pointed out that his interference in Egypt to overthrow Mubarak and install the Muslim Brotherhood in power had nothing to do with the fact Egypt was Israel’s only friend in the Middle East.

He reiterated how much he loved the Jewish people and would protect Israel, then announced he was appointing Louis Farrakhan Under-Secretary of State for Middle East affairs.

American Jewish leaders were quick to applaud Obama’s appointment saying, “We love him and we know he is looking out for our best interests.”

The American Nazi Party announced they will hold a celebration in Obama’s honor Tuesday and issued the following statement. “We are certain the President is in line with our ideals as an organization. His stance on the Middle East has brought happiness and a new sense of hope to our cause. The Fuehrer would be so proud.”

Obama is expected to enter discussions next month with British Prime Minister Cameron about the return of the Thirteen Colonies and war reparations to Britain.

The British government said in the spirit of friendship it is returning its conquered lands including the Falkland Islands to their rightful owners.

Legal experts from Harvard University said these land returns could start a new wave of cooperation throughout the world, and then placed armed guards at Harvard’s entrance to protect students from the rioting British outside.

Queen Elizabeth II has filed suit in the name of King George III, her 3rd great grandfather, in the international court in The Hague, alleging he was of unsound mind when he allowed the colonists to take British land.

“My ancestor was not of his right mind and thus a terrible mistake occurred during his reign. We intend to actively seek reparations from the United States and are hopeful our case will prevail. I have had my eye on an estate in Kennebunkport, Maine, for quite a while, but the Royal Wedding was expensive so once the US is returned I can move right in.”

Upon hearing the Queen’s message Obama quipped. “I will play her three games of one on one for the entire east coast.” Reporters in the room broke into uncontrollable fits of laughter and noted the President’s quick wit and great sense of humor.

French President Sarkozy has planned a trip to New Orleans this summer where he intends to investigate legal records of the Louisiana Purchase to ensure the US “didn’t pull a fast one there.”

Meanwhile in California, lawmakers are checking out rumors Arnold signed San Diego over to his mistress and baby mama while in office. Gloria Allred, representing the mistress, sobbed openly as she held the baby mama’s hand.

“This poor woman was only making fifty thousand a year and living a secret. One city in her name is the least Arnold can do to make up for the horrible way she was treated.”

Responding to Obama’s newest plan for Israel, Netanyahu told reporters: “We are looking forward to the next visit by our good friend Barack Obama. We have a special welcome planned for him that is being co-hosted by Mubarak. We can hardly wait until he gets here to show him all the love.”

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The series “Postcards from America—Postcards from Israel” by Ari Bussel and Norma Zager is a compilation of articles capturing the essence of life in America and Israel during the first two decades of the 21st Century.

The writers invite readers to view and experience an Israel and her politics through their eyes, Israel visitors rarely discover.

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First Published May 19, 2011

[YHAOS]

"Reaction to the President's Speech"

Pffft!

[An American!]

Too bad it is not funny. Obama has really taken a step too far and I pray that it is his last one and he now becomes a lame duck president where it is obvious to all that he should not continue to occupy the White House.

[arthurus]

I would not be surprised if the US military makes moves to occupy Israel and support the Kenyan’s Edict, and Edict I believe it will turn out to be.

[RobinOfKingston]

Liberals (that is not a sufficiently derogatory word) ... leftists try to interact with the world the way the wish it to be.

Those on the other end of the political spectrum try to interact with the world the way it really is.

[EGPWS]

Is the POTUS required to take a drug/alchohol test before showing up for work?

Just askin' for the first time.

[TigersEye]

Is he is or is he ain't a Muslim?

• His biological father was a Muslim.
• His stepfather was a Muslim.
• As a child Barry was enrolled in school as a Muslim in Jakarta Indonesia.
• Barack Hussein 0bama's first and middle names are Arabic Muslim names.
• 0bama recited the opening lines of the Muslim call to prayer, which includes a vow of fidelity to Islam, in flawless Arabic on a radio program. - Nikolos Kristoff, NYTs, 3-06-07
• On that same program he said he thinks the call to prayer is "one of the prettiest sounds on earth."
• 0bama belonged to Rev. Wright's (a former Muslim) church for twenty years. Many congregants are Muslims.
• 0bama said that the U.S. is "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world."
• 0bama holds Muslim celebrations in the WH but canceled the National Day of Prayer.
• President 0bama's religious adviser, Eboo Patel, once deemed the United States “the ideal place for the renewal of Islam.”
• 0bama does not give gifts on Christmas.
• 0bama doesn't celebrate his birthday.
• 0bama falsely attributes Muslim participation in the founding of America.
• 0bama required that the cross be covered when he gave a speech at Notre Dame.
• Christian symbol covered up during Obama’s Georgetown speech
• 0bama's first major speech in office was a "Muslim outreach" speech in Cairo Egypt.
• “The American President told me in confidence that he is a Muslim,” said Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit on Nile TV.
• 0bama gave strong support to the Cordoba House community center and mosque to be built at the Ground Zero site of Sep. 11, 2001 at a dinner celebrating the day's end of the first day of Ramadan at the WH.
• 0bama tasked NASA with a mission of "Muslim outreach."
• 0bama referred to his faith as "my Muslim faith" in an interview with George Stephanopolous. (video 0:12)
• Barack Obama Mocks And Makes Fun Of The Bible (video 2:09)
• Obama: " We are no longer a Christian nation . . . " (video 1:27)
• As a newly elected Illinois State Senator Obama sponsored Bill SR0110 in the 90th General Assembly to declare November 1, 1997 to be Islamic Community Center Day. See the whole bill here.
• "Barack Obama adviser says Sharia Law is misunderstood" The Telegraph (UK) December 29, 2010

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[PalmettoMason]

In his speech today Barack Obama said he wants to return Israel to its pre 1967 borders.

We'll get right on that, Barry.

Right after you let the Southern States return to our pre-1865 borders.

[SERKIT]

Didn’t we already concede the southern border?

[Fred Hayek]

And will the Kenyan force a seven year pact with Israel?

Bibi needs to cancel the meeting NOW, and tell Barry Dunham to pound sand (I am trying very hard not to get banned today, I responded to today’s news kinda extra-salty, enough to make R Lee Ermey run for cover). I am scaling back as much as possible (my way of going Galt) until the Good Lord willing 20JAN2013. I was actually looking at El Al tickets today. Yes, it would have been a one way trip. No, I’m not Jewish. But still “goyim goyim gone”.

[Ingtar]

968 BC - is that pre enough? That would give much of Jordan, Syria, and all the “other state” land back to Israel, its rightful owner.

[sportutegrl]

That’s how you write satire. Esquire take note.

[NELSON111]

Did anyone else catch that line about Israel having a right to defend themselves: "BY THEMSELVES."???

Sounded to me like he was telling the Arabs: "Go For It...they are on their own."

[Cyclone59]

The CT in me say that this is obummers start at becoming the president of the world. He keeps telling us which dictators need to go and now where the borders of other countries should be.....

[Cyclone59]

The CT in me say that this is obummers start at becoming the president of the world. He keeps telling us which dictators need to go and now where the borders of other countries should be.....

[seeker41]

Hubby been sayin zero is the antichrist and soros is his helper.

Starting to believe it....

[TLI]

Too far? He is over the cliff and in a 10.0 swan dive, headed directly for the rocks.

At least he is far to stupid to walk this one back. Everyone will realize what a total nut-case he really is and not blame the entire u.S.

As for his last one? No, he will not stop. He is going to be a perpetual motion three ring cluster-f*c< for his entire worthless life.

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[TigersEye]

I think he already sees himself as president of the world.

Obama to Announce Economic Plan for Middle East

[RobbyS]

How does one comment on a speech by a man ignorant of the most basic things? Has he ever read anything of substance?

[cookcounty]

Obama hates our friends and rewards our enemies HURRY UP January 20, 2013.