Oh man, you NAILED it!
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The reason the whole birth certificate issue came up is because Obama and his wife have been bragging to people at their church and his various supporters that he was born in Kenya for many years.
It’s even been reported on in the various newspaper articles over the years. It may the truth or it may be just another lie in Obama’s made up biographical history to make look him cool and exotic in the eyes of his supporters in the Hood and his Ivy League friends to help further his political career.
The problem is if he told the truth and he was born in Kenya he is not eligible to be President and he has committed fraud on the American Public.
If he lied to his friends and supporters over the years and was not born in Kenya but was really born in Hawaii then he has been lying to all of his friends and is exposed as liar and fraud who has been B.S.ing them for the last 20 or so years with his made up bio.
There is no in between ground.
Obama’s solution is to put up a document that is certified by the State of Hawaii but can also easily be explained as a forgery.
The certification allows him to get legal challenges and to allow him on the ballot for reelection. While at the same time the dubious credibility of the document allows all of his friends in the Hood and on the Left to wink and nod at how he is smart enough faking a document and putting one over on the man, while still allowing them to believe he was not lying when he and his wife were bragging to anyone who would listen that was special, hip and cool because he was born in Kenya, the Black Nationalist mother country, to a Anti Colonial African Revolutionary father who fought the British Colonials and was put in jail just like Nelson Mandela .
This is a ploy to have things both ways and it is working. Pretty much EVERYONE knows it is a fake and pretty much everyone knows that nobody can or will do anything about it.
It’s driving his opponents nuts that’s he is getting away with it and his homies in the hood and on the Ivy left are having a great watching him stick it to man by jamming an obviously false document down their throats. Obama’s birth certificate has become the 21st Century version of the JFK assasination. There are so many conspiracy theories that no one will ever be able to figure out what really is the truth at this point.
ABSOLUTELY INDEED.
To put it very very very mildly compared to the realities involved.
If his mommie was a floozy from Liverpool, for sure. But if she was Stanley Ann Dunham of Kansas, Seattle, and Honolulu, then no dice: he's natural born.
In any case, 67 senators are all you need. And if you've got them, you don't need to lie about his eligibility or birthplace. You have the High Crime of bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia while serving as President of the United States! That ought to suffice for any red-blooded American senator. No need to conjure up lies about his biography.
Of course, if you don't have 67 senators, then you might as well pound sand until 2012!