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To: Arrowhead1952

And besides. She is relevant to this thread.

From the article...

Although ‘Itsy and Bitsy’, as she calls them, have made her a comfortable living as an exotic dancer and porn star, she explained they can make daily life difficult.

She revealed she had trouble eating, she has to sleep on her back and she struggles to fit into aeroplane toilets.

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See? This should be the standard for flying. If you (and your boobs) can fit in an aeroplane toilet, then you may be allowed to fly.

Otherwise - haul all your poundage off the plane.


83 posted on 05/12/2011 12:59:29 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
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To: Responsibility2nd
See? This should be the standard for flying. If you (and your boobs) can fit in an aeroplane toilet, then you may be allowed to fly.
Otherwise - haul all your poundage off the plane.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!!!

Seriously....know those little boxes near the ticket counter with the sign..."If your carry on bag will not fit in this, you must check it."???

So....how about we build a model of a typical (but reinforced) airplane seat - and put it out in the middle of the area where everyone could observe - with a sign that says, "If you can't fit your sorry fat a$$ into this seat easily, you'll have to go find an alternate mode of transportation, cuz you ain't flyin' on our plane."

Think that would do it??

88 posted on 05/12/2011 1:08:54 PM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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To: Responsibility2nd
She revealed she had trouble eating, she has to sleep on her back

I guess she can't see her plate when she eats, and don't see how she could sleep on her tummy - it would never hit the mattress.

91 posted on 05/12/2011 1:15:21 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The American taxpayer cannot support the tax and spend habits of DC.)
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